Fish Bites Cop! Stories To Bash Authorities

Fish Bites Cop! Stories To Bash Authorities

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Fish Bites Cop! Stories To Bash Authorities is a collection of horror, dark crime, pulp, and slipstream lampoonery that gleefully rips on police officers, security guards, organized religion, firefighters, police officers, bounty hunters, paramedics, police officers, military, middle management, and even more police officers. Bad cop movies are usually just bad cop movies. It's time they paid for it. Inside you'll find dyslexic paramedics with dog complexes. Reality TV after the apocalypse. A young couple followed by a cop, follows him right back, the follows him some more. Three stories with umlauts in their titles. A cat program at a prison gone horribly wrong. The case against Tasers. The case for squirt guns. The case against bad hand acting. Hands missing thumbs. Hands slipping cuffs. Hands with birth defects that resemble the Loch Ness Monster but kick ass making shadow animals. A bad father and even worse boyfriend hits the reset button on his life until he really gets it wrong. A buddy-cop movie as a Shakespearean play. A guy named qHeckq who discovers Hell. Snipping plastic testicles off pick-up trucks. Cowboys so drunk they catch on fire. A horse that won't die. A ball pit full of spiders (preferable to children). A clam-digging competition between brothers that turns deadly. The disappearance of the bees finally revealed. And ten cops killed for a goldfish cracker. Or nine. A trunk full of surprises guaranteed. a€œBizarre and hysterically twisted, these stories crisscross between the satirical and the pulpy at a maddening pace. I endorse this crazy-ass book! Wild ride. David James Keaton is a writer to keep an eye on.a€ a€”Frank Bill, author of Donnybrook and Crimes in Southern Indiana qDavid James Keatona€™s read his Beckett, sure. And he knows his Pynchon. But he also knows his Herschell Gordon Lewis, his Quentin Tarantino. Some of the leaps the final story makes floored me, made me jealous. This is exquisite writing and fast-paced storytellinga€”the peanut butter and chocolate of fiction. Bet you cana€™t read just one.a€ a€”Stephen Graham Jones, author of The Last Final Girl and Growing Up Dead in Texas a€œIf youa€™re a cop, have ever known a cop, or been arrested by one, or even if youa€™re just one of those people who are scared of cops, FISH BITES COP! is the collection you must read. Also if you like watching, catching, or eating fish. Or cops.a€ a€”Scott Phillips, author of The Adjustment and The Ice Harvest a€œDona€™t expect any nice-making from David James Keaton. FISH BITES COP! is full of people acting badly, and ita€™s as fun to watch them self-destruct as it is to watch a ten-car pileup on the interstate. Trust me: youa€™ll enjoy your couple of hours rubbernecking.a€ a€”Kyle Minor, author of Praying Drunk and In the Devila€™s TerritoryAs I pull out onto the road, I decide to list the cars in my head i reverse order, then the females. With enough funding ... Didna#39;t know how t drive stick-shift at first and never got her down smooth, but I learned how to start on with a screwdriver.

Title:Fish Bites Cop! Stories To Bash Authorities
Author: David James Keaton
Publisher:Comet Press -

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