F My Life

F My Life

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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I dona€™t have a text messaging plan. I paid 25 cents to get fired. Your girlfriend dumped you, your car broke down, your boss passed you up for the big promotion. Lifea€™s not fair, but there is one sure-fire way to ease your paina€“laughing at someone else who had an even worse day than you did. Enter the devastatingly funny world of F My Life, where calamity is comedy. Covering every disastrous pratfall in love, work, family-life, and more, F My Life proffers other peoplea€™s ruinous, real-life happenings to brighten your gloomiest day: someone getting dumped through a greeting card, ignored at their birthday party, or insulted by their own grandmother. Spanning everything from ironic twists of fate to down-right shameful moments, F My Lifea€™s squirm-inducing stories are schadenfreude at its finest. So today, take solace in knowing that at least youa€™re not that guy. There now, dona€™t you feel better? Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 Playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said a€œThat reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream.a€ From the Trade Paperback edition.Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said a€œThat reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream.a€ From the Trade Paperback edition.


Title:F My Life
Author: Maxime Valette, Guillaume Passaglia, Didier Guedj
Publisher:Villard - 2009-06-09
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